Once upon a time in the land of Oz lived a great man, Nay not great; amazing, awesome tubular, tremendous man. This man could accomplish any feat and practically everything under the sun. On his trials he first saved a princess from the evil King Bowser. He then continued on his journey with a band of dwarfs to a mountain where he faced off against the evil dragon Smaug. Finally he faced against any army of clones and a sith lord to claim what was rightfully his “The Empire.” Upon reaching the empire he discovered that the sith lord was none other than his FATHER…………….. So you ask on this auspicious day who is this man that can accomplish these amazing feats. You are in luck because on this day you will hear the name of this man and you will spread his name among the lands for he is KORY MALCOM!!